My English readings

There are lots of things I enjoy reading in English, such as my daily horoscope, all kind of quotes, and jokes.

I have a few web sites that I love, where I read all this stuffs, and you can have them if you like, you just have to post me and I'll post you back =).

What I like the most is reading jokes, they are so funny, and I love laughing, it makes you feel better because it unleashes an endorphin increase and you feel really really happy ... What would be better?

And as I want you to be happy I'll show you a joke I like...:

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you
are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the
question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer
is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question
tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a
boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

and this is really really funny, but i couldn't put it here.. http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Driving_Test_Flow_Chart

Hope you like them both =)